• no offense and not trying to
judge but T--- does not
have her shit together w/ presentations
like how are you still
umming so much while reading
off a paper?!
• --a-- prickling at ---o-- for
putting in an order when “that’s
[her] one job” meanwhile we’re
rounding on teratoma baby like please be
for real guys
• attending pulled up CT of baby
head with hydrocephalus and
dilated ventricles. T--- was
like “that’s profound” while letting
out a laugh, then “that’s crazy,”
then Dr. S---- said “mom is right
there, so…” like girl you’re
making a bad impression and
extremely distasteful and just
unfeeling. hello?!!!
• ? weight adjust vs feed advance?
seems a little late in the
game to be asking a question
like that but they said we
don’t weight adjust while we’re
advancing so… hm?
• tachycardia in baby is a
red flag cu that’s rly the only
way to compensate ^ BP.
MAP ~= gestational age as a
general rule
• bounding pulses + wide pulse pressure
= possible symptomatic PDA
• guy pushing loud ass zamboni
during rounds
• “has done amazing
things since being born”
omfg the editorializing during
rounds is crazy w this group
(---o-- in this case)
• antacids put preemies at higher
risk of NEC cuz they deacidify
the stomach, but acid as part of
immune system… u do the math
• the reason I’m not doing medicine
after this is cuz it would destroy
me. me as in the person writing
this. but that me has been
like… it took work to get this
me! ofc i’m not clinging, just like…
avoiding destruction? devils, etc
• ^ RDW in older babies is
a sign of high RBC turnover
cuz big cells are immature
< 800g = d5 starter
• tbh I do not feel like taking
notes on this damn nutrition
lecture so I’ll just write
whatever so this French woman
or like eastern European idk like
just so she doesn’t think I’m just
not paying attention
• types of lipid: soybean oil,
SMOF, olive oil, fish oil
• ^ bili = switch to omegaven (fish oil)
• is she gonna stop now? we
have to run the list with V----!!
plus I’m bored!! and idgaf
about this!