accused of biphobia

is now the funniest and best thing that’s ever happened to me. That shit is my religion, actually. Biphobia is my religion, and each day I pray at the altar. Here is today’s reading. Bisexuality is fine. I’m fine with bisexuality. I love it, even... I wish I were bisexual myself. Am I right? Bisexuality would be awesome. Wouldn’t it be so awesome to just always be attracted to everybody all the time? that sounds awesome! I’m sure it’s more nuanced than that. I’m sorry to the bisexuals. sorry I’m sorry for lumping you all into one category, thinking of you as a monolith and stuff. Sorry about that. I’m sure the identity is really special and important for everyone. I’m sure we really actually need to be defending bisexual rights right now. Yeah...... that’s the most important thing right now is bi erasure. I get so toxic when I talk about bisexuals. Let me explain myself in a way that’s not toxic. I think that sexuality is in the body as well as the mind. That’s why I say that I want to see bisexual women eating pussy and bisexual men sucking dick. And it’s not that I’m strictly gender essentialist about it. I think bisexual women can suck whatever they want, as long as it’s on a woman——but you DO have to suck it. When it comes to bisexuality, I want to see praxis. I’m not interested in thoughts, beliefs, crushes, etc. I’m interested in ACTIONS. I want to see particles colliding, folks. You gotta prove it to me, and yes, I am checking. yeah. butt stuff