Text to tony that says i started showing my mom the reherasrasl and it broke her brain

This is how it is texting males like all u gotta do is find a woman to undermine the joke writes itself like haha women are dumb and momms are dumber

Idk what came over me there that was not me that was like my eveil twin like sorry sometimes she gets on the mic and says some misogynistic shit but like its allll very uhh like its not personal i guess is what im trying to say you know like its not bad

And if im a stoner then ill die a fucking stoner like sorry the shit is like medicine to me like come the fuck on now like other poeple get to drink ococffe every damn day abnd still other people are taking fucking ssris wheich are like a modern invention like sue me if i wanna do something that is of the fuckignearth come on now odnt ever ucking play with me like that again like ohhh sorry a drug taht makes me more in touch with the fucking world like yeah sorry like oholy fuckckkkk dude the; argument against it is just so fucking feeble and like i think if anything here is the emeenemy which thats up for debate it would be smoking and like as much as smoking is like a whole moment and i tcan be a shreadf thing and like passing the joint community building whatever all that oblahb alhb albhalbhlahb like as soon as you bring that shit home and start smokING ABYB YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM. AND LIKE SURE IT HINK TAKING AN AEDIBLE JUST TO CHILL WITH YOURSELF IS A LSO LA ALITTLE BWEIRDB UT LITSIISTSS LIKE GUYS CMON LIKE LOOK AT THE MATERIAL WE ARE LIVIGN IN [redacted] ITS NOT LIKE THERE S MUCH ELSE TO DO OR ANY MORE PEOPLE TO GET HIGH WITH SOMEIMTEMSI ITS JUST LIKE GIVING A SOLITARY MOMENT WHERE YOU GET HIGH WITH YOURSELF

AND WHEN I SAID THAT THING ABOUT HOW I FEEL LIKE IM AN OPTIONAL ADDITION TO THE WHTWOWRLD I FEEL LIKE THAT HELPED ME FELEL WHAT MY PLACE IS A LITTLE BETTER LIKE YES I AM FUCKING OPTIONAL, OR AS X PUT IT, DLC, AND THATS JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT

LIKE IM REALLY JUST HEREE TO PLAY THE SUPPORT OROLE AND IM FULLY IN SUPPORT O F THAT IM LIKE SOMEBODYS GODTTA DO IT ANED EVEN OIF NOBODY HAD TO DO IT ID STILL DO IT CUZ THATS MY DANMN IBIRTHRIGHT THATS THE CALLING THAT IM SOMEHWO UNABLE TO NOT ANSEWR LIKE THERES PLENTY WHERE YOUY CAN JUST LEAVE THE PPHONE ON THE HOOK AND JUST LET IT RING THBUTUTT THE WHOLE GAY THING AND EVERYTHING THAT ADDS TO MYL LIFE IS NOT REALLY PART OF THAT SO LIKE I KEEP GOING AND KEEP DOING GAY SHIT AND TRYING TO HELP PEOPLES LIVES IN LITTLE WAYS, WASY THAT ARE TEHSMELVESV ALSO OPTIONAL

AND ISTN THAT JUST THETRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING LIKE EVERYTHING SIFUCKING OPTIONAL WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT EVEN LIFE ITSELF LIKE THIS ISHIT IS SOPOOO OPTIONAL LIKE YOURE ALLOWED TO END YOUR SHIT WHENEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST FUCKING END IT WHENEVER YOU WANT ISFNT THATFUCKING CRAZY LIKE NO ONE CAN KEEP YOU HOSTAGE HERE LIKE WHEN YOU WANT TO TAP OUT YOU JUST TAP OUT AND INSOME WAYS JUST LIKE THATS THE MOST DIGNIFIED DEATH YOU COULD EVER HAVE

LIKE YES IT DESTROYS OTHER EPOPLE AND ITS TRULY LIKE A HORRIBLE THING TO DO ID SAY LIKE ID NEVER DO ITANDN I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVSATATED IF I HAD ANOTHER LOVED ONE EVER DO IT LIKE DAMNNNN NNOOOO DONT TODO THAT GUYS, BUT THE POITN IM TRYING TO AMEK STILL STANDS WHICH IS THAT,,,,, WHICH IS THAT…..

SORRY I SAW A BABAD GIRL IN LIKE OVERALLS UBTT THE LEGS WERE FLARED OUTA THT THE BOTOTM AND SHE HAD THIS LIKE REALLY CUTE FUCKING AHIR SHE HAD IT ALL DONE UP IN LIKE CUTE LITTLE UHHH LIKE I THINK SHE HAD OCORNROWS ON THE SIDE AND LIKE HER HARI WAS BRAIDED AND SHE WAS IN THE WOODS SITTTING OOONNN APICINNIC ATTALBE WITH HER BACK TO THE TABLE JUST LIKE STRETCHED OUT LOOKING AT ME LIKEEE DAMN I LOVE TO SEE A FUCKIN BABDD D BITCH EVEN IF ITS JUST IN MY MINDS IEYEYEE IM LIKE I JSUT LOVE EVERYTHING TAHTH THAT REPRESENTS AND JUST LIKE IMMMMS O FUCKING HAPPYU TO SEE SUTFF LIKE THAT I LLVEOEEE THAT I CAN SEE IT IN THE COMFOFORT FO MY OWN HOME AND THIS IS NOT IN A KINK SEX WAY OBVIOUSLY IMMMMMMMM NOT LIKE THAT KIND OF BITCH IM JUST SAYING I LOVE TH SEEE A BIADBITCH IN FRONT OF ME AND THATS LAL I WIL LEAVE IT AT

NOW I SEE SOME KIDN OF LIKE EMO COUPLE A STRAIGHT COUPLEL BUT IM SURE THEYRE BOTH LIKE SOMEHOW QUEER EVEN THOUGH THERYERE A BOY AND A GIRL MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC, THEWOMAN HAS THIS LIKE DYED BLACK HAIR AND BOY HAS GYED BLOND HAIR AND SHES PMORE DOMINATNA ND LIKE TYHEYRE EATING EACH OTHER SFACES IM NOT SURE WHOSE IDEA THIS WAS LIKE THE WHOLE OPEN MOUTHED KISSING THING BUT LIKE WHICHEVER ONE IT WAS THE OTHER IS CERTAINLY GOING ALONG WITH IT, AND IINST THA TJUST WHAT WE AWNAT TO SEE WHEN WERE KMAKING OUT OR WHEN WE SEE OTHER PEOPLE MAKING OUT ITS JUSTGOOD ID SAY LIKE THAT JUST SEEMS PRETTY FUN

WHEN I WAS GOING FOOR MY WALK EARLIER I THINK I LOST TRACK OF TIME BECAUSE WHEN I GOT BACK THEY WERE ALREADY HOME AND I DIDNT EVEN KNKNONW WHAT TIME IT WAS AND I WAS HONESTLY SURPRISED THAT THEY WERE BACK ALREADY AND IT ALSO JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT THE SAME TIME THAT I HAD FETLLT COMPELLED TO GO BACK IT WAS LIKE THE FLY MADE ME THINK OF HOME AND THEN I STARTED WLAKING HOME AND THEN THE FLY LEFT BUT I STILLL WAS GOING HOME AND IF ANYTHIGN EVEN A LTIITTLE MORE MOTIVATED TO GO NOW THAT I KNEW THE FLY WASNT GOING TO COME LAY EGGS IN OUR HOUSE LIKE DAMN IT WAS LIKE THE UNIVERSE REALLY PUSHED EVERYTHING EXACTLY WHERE IT NEEDED TO GO IN ORDER TO GET ME HOME RIGHT IN TIME FOR ME TO NOT AHVE BEEN CAUGHT IN THE ACT WHICH OF COURSE WOUODLDVE LEFT ME WIITH SOME SPSLAININ TO DO

BUT IITISS SCHIZOTYUPAL GIRL SOUMMER SO ITS TIME TO STOP THINKING ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT AND GETTING ALL CAUGHT UP IN SILLY LITTLE DETAILS LIKE THAT

HOWEVER WHAT I WILL SAY IS THAT DRAG RACE NEW BRACKET COMES OUT TOMROROW AND ILL BR E BAVKCK AT CAMP SO LIKE I CANFINALLY LIKE MAYBE WATCH IT WITH THE DAMN PARENTS LKIKEE OHHH BUT DAD WILL BE HERE BUT AH NO HE LIKES DRA G RACE WE CAN WATCH IT WITH HIM OOOH THEYLL MEET LYDIA BUTTHOLE KOLLINS THATS GONNA BE FUN AND THEYLL REMEMBER MISTRESS ISABEL BROOKS MAYBE POSSIBLY AND DAYAABETTTY MAYBE IDKKKK IDK WHICH SEASONS THEY WATCHED THEYRE FAKE ASS DRAGR ACE FANS BUT YEAHHHH

ITS BEEN A GOOD DAY ILLL SAY THAT ITS NICE TO NOT STUDY AND ITS NICE TO BE AT CAMP AND LIKE DOING SHIT WITH THE FAMILY AND EATING GREAT FOOD ALL DAY LIKEA HHH ITS JUST NIECE AND THEN OF COURSE HAGNGING OUT WITH X AND X ANDG ETTING WICKED STONED WITH THEM OR I GUESS JUST WITH X AND WE WEREWER TRULY LIKE UNDEFEATED WHEN IT CAME TO THE JOKING AND LIKE BEING ON THE SAME PAGE LIKE WE WERERIGHT THERE WITH EACH ITOTHER LIKE LITERSLLAY ASYAING SOMES HIT AT THE SAME TIME LIEK “MOANS” LIKE YOU HAD TO BE THERE LOLLLLL BUT YEAH STUFF LIKE THAT JUST SHOWS YOURE LOCKED IN WITH SOMEONE AND ITS SO COOL WHEN YOU CAN GO THERE CUZ ITS LIEKE AUTISM BE DAMNED MY BOY CAN GET A RELALY GOOD FUCKING BIT GOING WITH SOMEONE

AND THEN THE HOLEWLHWOHWLEE MMES OUT OF MOLEHILSSLSL THING LIKE WAHTEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS AND THE MIME WATCHING SOMEONE GET LIKE BRUTALLY ATTACKED AND TRYING TO ALERT THE POLICE BUT HE ACANT MAKE NOISE AND JSUT LIKE THE HORROR OF THE WOMAN ASCREAMING OVER THE BODY OF HER DAUGHTER OR SOME SHIT MIXED WITHTEH HUMOR OF THE EEE MIME LIKE FRUITILY TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF LAW ENFORCEMENT ITS CERTAINLY WUIQTUIE THE STUNNING COLD OPEN FOR SOMETHING JSUT NOT SURE WHAT

THE HOLLYWOOD ANSWER IS TO MAKE IT SHOOOOME KIND OF STORY A OUBOTT THE LIFE OF THE MIME AND ITS LIKE TOLD BY SOMEONE ELSE LIKEEEEE IT WOULD BE NARRATED BY SOMEONE REANDOM AND LIKE FAMOUS AND ALIEEKEEK YEAH WE’D JUST ACCEPTTHE NARRATIONS AS LIKE THE INTERPRESTEATION OF HIS HANDLER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LIKE SOMEONE WHO WORKS CLOSELY WITH HIM AND IS HIS MOUTHPIECE OR WHATEVER, SPEAKS ON HIS BEHALF. ITS ALL JUST A BIT BRO ITS NOT LIKE OSMETHING I ENED TO WRITE ITS SOMETHING TAHTS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN AND IT WAS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE AND THATS TEHE CREATIVE PROCESS FOR YOU LIEK CMON NOW.

ANDYAYWAYY I WANNA HEAD OUT NOW LIKE I THINK THATS ALL SHELL HAVE WRITTEN FOR ME SO LIKE LETS SAY GOODBYE EVEN BEFORE THE PREDREAMS START LIKE MY MIND IS LOWKEY STILL BUZZING AND I HONESTLY MIGHT LIKE THROW SOMEHTINGO N THE DAMN TV OR LIEK LAPTOP I MEAN BECAUSE IM NTO TIRED YET AND LIKE WHAT THE HELLY LOL I WANNNA DOS OMETHING ELSE BUT MAYBE ILL LJ USTEMEIEDIITAT LIEK SCRREENS FEVERFORE BED NOT A GOOD IDEA

BUT POPCORN BEFORE BED LAST NIGHT WAS SUCHHH A GOOD IDEA IT WAS SO GOOD OMGGG JUST LIKE LAYING IN BED HAVING READ SOME OF THE NOTES FROM A DEAD HOUSE AND WRITINGA LITTLLE BIT ABOUT HOW I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL ANYMORE AND EATING GTHE DMAN POPCORNANA DLIKE WATCHIGN THE BIVDEO ON QUANTUM CONSCIOUSNESS LIKE THAT WAS GOOD TOOOO AND UGH AFTER THE SRUVIVOR FINALE TOO LIKE THAT WAS JSUTS SIMPLUY DEVCADENT IL LOVE LIVING IN THIS WOSCEITY AND WORLD ITS JUST LIKE IN A FUN PLACE FIRGIHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I FINALL MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO LIVE LIFE AND LIKE WHETHER YOU SAY ITS PREFRONTAL CORTEX DEVELOPMENT OR SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT LIEK SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT WE DONT HAVE TO LABEL IT WE CAN JUST LOOK AT IT AS THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BOX THAT IT SSIS, AND OHOW WEELL DECORATED IT IS,A ND HOW IT CATCHES THE LIGHT IN SUCH WAYS TAHT YOU FEEEL LIKE YOU CAN ALMOST DSEE WHATS OGING ON WITH IT BUT STILL TRULY UTLTIAMTELY FINALLY IT IS JUST A BLACK BOX NA DYOU CAN NEVER QUITE TELL WHATS IN THERE OR WHATE IT RREMEPRPESENTS LIKEKEEEEE YEAHHHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHE OK GGOODNIGHT THATS ALL FRO ME AND IM NOT GOING TO DO THE HOWLE I LOVE YOU THING EVEN THOUGH I DO BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES ITS OALMOST LIKE ITS COERCED OUT OF ME AND I DONT NEED TO DO ALL THAT SO LIIEKEK THIS HAS BEEN FUN OBVIOUSLY ITS LIKE ALWAYS FUN SPENDING TIME WITH …. JUST LIKE SPENDING ITME LOL BUT DONT SPEND IT ALLIN ONE PLACE AND DONT SPEND IT ON THINGS THAT ARE LIKE EMPTY LIKE WHY SPEDND IT ON TIKTOK BROTHERS LIKE GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE LETS LPUT THE FUCKIN PHONE DOWN PICK THAT KEYBAORD UP AND LET YORSEURSLEF BE THE SOCIAL MEDIAT THAT BRINGS YOU ALL THAT DOPAMINE LIKE WE OGOT DUOPAMINE FUCKIN UPSTAIRS FELLA LIETS LIEETTTT THE UPSTAIRS PEOPLE TLAK TO US FOR A LTITLE SHALL WE? AND YEAHHHH FUN FUN FUN ITS JUST LIKE EVERYHTING IS AWESOME AND JUST FUNNNNNNN AND NEW YORK WITLLL BE WHAT IT IS LOL LEAVE IT AT THAT LOLLLLL OK SO YEAH IS THAT EVERYTHING. I FELEL LIKE IM OIKAY WITH WHAT WE GOT OWN ARE YOU OK WITH IT BIG MAN IN A BIG WHITE T WSHIRT HWO MIGHT BE JOHNNY BRABOV? ANDTHE GUY IS LIKE OHYEAH HELL YEAH. THATS ALL SHE WROTE SNANDN SEEHEHEE IS ME AND I KCAME OUT TO X AS TRANS TODAY BUT IN A REALLY CHILL SUBLTEL WYA BUT IN AWAY THAT SITLL REGISTERED FOR HER AND LIKE LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT WE DONT NEED TO RUSH INTO ANY FUCKING GENDER SHIT BITHCHCHHHH BUT YESSSS THE GIRL READING HTIS IS THE GIRL WHO WROTE THIS AND THEYRE BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND BLAH LBAH WHATEVER OTHER AFFIRMING OCCPPC BULLSHIT YOURE SUPPOSED OT SAY TO LCOCKY TRANS BITCHES THESE DAYS. UUGHGHGH BUT YEAH ITS JUST GOOOD TO BE IN THAT COMPANY. LETS SSAY THAT. LIKE SOME OF YOU BITCHES ARE MY FAMILYYYY LOVE YALLLL. LGBTTTTTT LIKE THATS MY SIGNBLBING S AT THE ENED OF THE DAY IF NOBODY GOT ME MY FUCKING QUEERS GOT ME…. I THINK UNLESS THEY HATE ME SOMEHOW BUT NOOOOO I THINK THEYRE THE ONES THE ONLY ONES WHO COULD EVER TRULY UDNERSTAND LIKE HONESTLY X EVEN THO SHES LIKE A LITTLE DISMISSIVE OF HER OWN QUEERNESSS THAT BITCH IS GAYYYY AND ITS LIKE THATS WHY WE CAN GET ON THE SAM PEPAGE SO READILY WHICH I GUESS I DIDNT REALIZE WAS A SPEICAL SKILL OF OURS LIKE BUT IT IS AND WE MAKE OURSELVES LAUGH SO LIKE WHAT MORE CAN YOU REALLY ASK FOR IN A FRIEND, ID SAY NOT MUCH. SO YEAHokay the screen brightnesw was way up and apparently so was the all caps and it mustve been up for a while so like ims orry if most of this document is just like all caps now

the ending is the ending and this is the enedingin and whatever i say here is how the thign will end so like be on your best behavior guys and dont do any sudden moves oR lirlirike weird shit were trying t o be resepctful so lets just end it here without saying any of the curse words you want to seay (here you get them out of houourssystem in the paraenthesees PUSSSY PUSUSYSYyyYYYYF UCKINGG GPUSSYFY FUCK MY PUSSSYYYYY OMGGGG PUSSSY PUISSSYYYYY THEY GONSTART A MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY RIOT OR WE GON HAVE TO PUT THOEM ON A PUSSY DIETTTT ETC TETECTHE WORD OF THE DAY IS PUSSSYY AND IM SO HAPPY SOOO SO SOS OS SOHAPPY) so lets keep it cute and be ladlylylioike and demure and all that fucking shit lets keep it veryyyy very very cute here. That’s what its about like it’s schizotypal girl summer for absolutelf ucking scertainty but its also keep it cute summer. It can be both and the girls who know how to strike the balance will really know and they get my fucking respect and ill elave it at athat. Dragr ace tomorrow going to be absolutely fuckign eleectrifiying yessss yes its all coming together itisss going to be electricccc likes yesysysysysysssssi a nice little coming together a kumbaaaayahhh if you will just like expressions of goodwill only and just offers on the table onlyyyy like yssssss its gonna give the give we can do a threepeat of just good days where i dont feel like a loser who should die die die dthrow myself ovef a a funaeral pyre and light that shit up iveeee done it this time ifve finally ended upmmmmyyyy shit ended my shit for real this time

But of course not im talking crazy so lets cut it off herefinally like the roboto arm of the tyranitar iscomoign down and saying goahead and log off for me sweetheart and im looking the teacehrer in theface and saying yes maaam im so sorry i overstayed my welcome i will elarn from this certainly and not do too much whenim givne computers access again in the future. Arigato and im sorry. Thank you for your grace. Ill see myself out of the computer lab now. So long to everybody i had ana mazing time, and i know ill be back so ill see yall tomororw. Peace out computers. And poeple. Lvoeeee you both eand me of course okkaayyyy fine there is aid it i love usually…… ugh love really is everywhere. Okay thats’ really it bye bye no more michale jacksons peeking up out thee flororoboards i see you guys tooo please let a little man like me leaveee why dont you ! hahahah okay byeee for realisieissss this timexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx