as-as-as.

rewind It’s as as as. It’s as as as. Just keep reading it and you’ll get it. It’s as as as. It’s as as as. I’m making sense on a frequency that is both real and true, so if it’s not either of those to you, then eat it, and eat me and my shorts while you’re at it, not in that order. Eat my shorts first, then eat me, then eat it.

Can't you at least rip something off of me?

hhhh hhhhhhn

I’m getting intentionally distrtacted. i think that’s what life is about. If you’re human, you’re in a weird kind of species, and yes, it’s well-suited to thinking about enlightenment, but does that imply the existence of, errrrrr, uuhhhfhffffff, fuhhhhhmmmm, offfff fuckinggggg, uhhhh, religion or something. Is religion really..... Is religion really real, guys... i'm so scared to ask anyone in real life, but a lot of it just looks like

cousin fucking

omggg sorry i said it, but there are some of y'all who are literally fucking your cousins, and i'm just sort of like, okay, so in all of human history, one of the key things we've figured out is not to do inbreeding, but maybe there are perks to inbreeding that i'm too naiieiveve to know about, and it's catually okay and better to mate within your own family. But you see how crazy that sounds. You hear how crazy that looks. blah blah i’m not funny. I'm not trying to be funny because i'm not funny so to try would just be to make myself a cheap imitation of something i'm not which offends both me and the thing i'm imitating and destroys me in the process.